January
Is hanging
Can't get this banging out of my head
Will definitely be staying in bed today
Definitely not drinking for
the rest of the month (except for
Jen's birthday...
And Maria's birthday...
And weekends don't count...
Nor do Wednesdays)
February
Thanks for all those birthday messages
Younger People:
You are right!
I am looking/acting/feeling very old
Older People:
You are right!
I don't know how lucky I am
To look/act/feel so young
March
Is willing winter over now
Is certain it was warmer this time last year
Has had it pointed out by fifty pedants that last spring was the coldest spring since records began
April
Some thoughts on Easter:
Too concerned about cavities for chocolate eggs
Too incredulous for church
May
Is venturing outside for fun not necessity
Is ankle-deep in bluebells
Has dipped a toe in the grey North Sea
(will give it a couple of months before
offering any further body parts)
June
Is off on holiday :)
Is back to work today :(
July
Is barbecuing
And drinking beer
With friends on sunny Sunday
Is skipping work
Due to dodgy tum
And hangover and sunburn
August
Some thoughts on festivals:
Three days no sleep was more appealing once
Three sleeps a day is more appealing now
September
Still feel Back-to-School
Although I haven't been to school
for years, I still get stage-fright dreams
and homework anxiety in September
October
Is all partied and pumpkined out
November
Photographs of moustaches
December
Xmas I expect
It all seems very distant and harder to predict